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I understand that there are dinosaurs
On your dinosaur tour, is that correct?
If only chaos theory could have predicted
The carnage that would happen next
A power outage and a little storm
Was all that it took to set them free
Now they’re crushing everything in sight
Looking to gobble up you and me
Alan Grant you better run for you life
(Ellie the doorlocks! Ellie the doorlocks!)
If you want to make it through the night
(Ellie the doorlocks! Ellie the doorlocks!)
You spent your life digging up their bones
(Ellie the doorlocks! Ellie the doorlocks!)
Now this island has become their home
(Ellie the doorlocks! Ellie the doorlocks!)
Mr. Hammond said that this place would be
A petting zoo, an amusement park
But now deadly creatures are surrounding you
lurking about in the stormy dark
While you took the kids and outran the rex
Sammy J made a plan to bring the power back
But he couldn’t outsmart the velociraptors
Those clever girls made him a dino snack
They bred raptors and tyranosaurs
(Ellie the doorlocks! Ellie the doorlocks!)
Galimimus and even more
(Ellie the doorlocks! Ellie the doorlocks!)
See them flocking like a pack of birds
(Ellie the doorlocks! Ellie the doorlocks!)
Their gonna eat you, no more time for words
What about the Lysine Contingency?
LIFE FINDS A WAY
This is Unix! I know this!
LIFE FINDS A WAY
That is one big pile of shit.
LIFE FINDS A WAY
Jeeze! I hate this hacker crap!
LIFE FINDS A WAY
You’ll escape this place before long
(Ellie the doorlocks! Ellie the doorlocks!)
To a touching John Williams song
(Ellie the doorlocks! Ellie the doorlocks!)
But right now you better watch your ass
(Ellie the doorlocks! Ellie the doorlocks!)
Look out they’re breaking through the glass!
(Ellie the doorlocks! Ellie the doorlocks!)
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No Fur, No Feathers
03:35
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Don’t want your fur
Don’t want your feathers
Just want to eat
Your friends forever
I’ve got huge claws
Razor sharp teeth
Your blood is warm
Makes better meat
Think you’re so cool
‘Cause you survived
The ball of flame
Fell from the skies
Fuck evolution
Fuck Charles Darwin
He won’t last long
When I come chargin’
This isn't evolution
This is a revolution
This isn't evolution
This is a revolution
We don’t know what evolution is for
We just want to be dinosaurs
We wanna do what dinosaurs do
We’re gonna make a meal out of you
Now you’ve got buildings
And shiny cars
The internet
Electric guitars
That’s all you’ve got?
Who gives a fuck?
I’m tough as nails
Big as a truck
‘Cause mammals suck
And birds suck
Amphibians suck
And really, humans suck
Everything sucks!
Now check your dates
our time has past
No perfect thing
Was meant to last
Extinction strikes
Before we die
Hear our roar
Open your eyes
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Mastur Rex
01:47
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My arms are short but my dick is long
So listen to my masturbation song
I rule the whole dinosaur kingdom
But I can’t even make myself cum
All of you vegans with your long fucking necks
Don’t think I don’t know what you do with that shit
You think it isn’t hard up here on my throne
While I’m eating your problems can’t take care of my bone
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Velociraptors
01:08
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Velociraptors tearing
A cocaine blowjob tornado
A vicious explosion rape
Velociraptors tearing
Raping with their dicks hard like talons
Attached to their feet
They have feet dicks
We are the sexual omnipresence of the dinosaur
We have traveled 65 million years through time
To make fuck upon your mammalian women
And men
We are dinosaurs
But we are also something more
Get naked so we can fuck
Goodnight
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Dinophilia Los Angeles, California
Born out of the primordial ooze of the infant earth, we have long observed the rise and fall of life on this planet, just as one watches the crash and recession of the tide. Billions of years of tireless study have yielded the obvious result: life peaked with the dinosaur. Consider our art a pitiful attempt to preserve their legacy in sonic form: songs about dinosaurs, for dinosaurs, by dinosaurs. ... more
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